I always suck at these “About Me” sections. I want to sound poised and professional, but that’s not really me. I am loud and unapologetically inappropriate. I am a master of “that’s what she said” jokes. My favorite thing to do is laugh so hard that I cry! Orrrrr laugh so hard that no noise comes out…. the kind of laugh where you can’t breathe, but by golly you can still slap you knee and clap your hands. THAT is what I call a good time!
I am also a single, working momma. I have two little nuggets, Sass is 8 and The Dude is 5. They keep me on my toes. Sass is exactly that…. 100% sass. And I can’t say she gets it from anyone else than yours truly. The dude is ALL boy! Give that boy a ball or a sword or a dinosaur and he is in heaven. The running joke is that Sass is going to be President of the United States and The Dude is going to be President of his fraternity.
I work for a large company and love what I do but I. AM. BUSY. So busy that I let myself slide down the slippery slope of takeout and break room snacks. I developed the dreaded “desk butt”. You know what desk butt is…. the part of your butt that used to be cute and round that is now flat and wide from sitting in a desk chair for 9+ hours a day.
I started this blog as a way for me to document the journey of this lifestyle change on which I am embarking. Also as a way for me to vent my frustrations, share my success, and voice my fears. I hope that anyone who reads this sees the real me. The funny, loving, chubby souled me.